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2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: I don't. Considering I have all his powers plus some...Tsk tsk tsk...
2004-04-03 [drakkar]: do you even know his name
2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: Don't know, don't care. i am Tielandros, Warrior God of Seraphim, and Vampire lord of the Buddaru.
2004-04-03 [drakkar]: you turned the japanese god of many things into a vampire? but how can you claim to be stronger then him if you do not know whom the master of the elements is
2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: That is easy. I Am the master of the elements.
2004-04-03 [drakkar]: you may have mastered some of the elements but tell me what is your specailty huh
2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: My specialty is ice, of course. Flames so cold they freeze fire.
2004-04-03 [drakkar]: and ice master huh thats different in its own sorta way but i will let it pass this time
2004-04-03 [Tiger Shark]: *appears behind Tielandros* *bites deep into neck*
2004-04-03 [drakkar]: attack drakkar jumps and slices off Tielandroses head missing Tiger Shark
2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: *smiles in pleasure of the bite* Hello. Thank you for such stimulating pleasure! =^.^= *an ice spike shoots out from his neck where he is being bitten*
2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: *voids drakkar's attack for being a n00bie*
2004-04-03 [drakkar]: B@stard die strikes upward with gaint double sided axe *through the middle and down with the demon*
2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: "Silly n00bie, did you think I would die that easily? No..." Tie casts his ice fire in a ring around drakkar*
2004-04-03 [Tiger Shark]: *catches the spike in her jaws and easily crushes it* nice try *bites at the throat*
2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: Ahahahahaha! *Tie grabs him by the throat and throws him easily to the side. He draws an ice bladed scythe and swings in a low arch at the fallen n00bie's head...*
2004-04-03 [drakkar]: Hold him while i cast the spell
2004-04-03 [Tiger Shark]: knocks Tie to the ground and pins him down*
2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: *Tie levitates into the air* Double team, eh? Bwahahaha! *a long shaft of ice sunders through the Earth's core." I don't think I like that!
2004-04-03 [Tiger Shark]: *disappears*
2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: "Silly" Tie chuckles as the world becomes encoated with his frost" It appears I have to destroy you." He swings the scythe wildly, every hit causing energy to pulse through him
2004-04-03 [drakkar]: OH GRAEL OF ALL EATRH MANA PROTECT US FROME COWARDLY ASSULT FIRE INFERNO
2004-04-03 [Tiger Shark]: *reappears with a great blast of boiling water, melting all of the ice* *pulls the scythe out of Tie's hand and snapes it in two*
2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: *Tie immidiately counters the spell, voiding it into the darkness of nothing* His laughter comes in slow peels. "You really think that would work?
2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: Tiger Shark? No...Damn you two. Do I have to teach you both how to roleplay right?
2004-04-03 [Tiger Shark]: *growls menecingly* mine did. *Tie's feet rapidly begin to vaporize*
2004-04-03 [drakkar]: NOW RISE OH GREAT TOWERING ROYAL GREAL DRAGON OF MICE AND MEN I CALL YE NOW AS THE ANCEINTS DID THEN I CALL THE UPON THE WORLD OF MEN RISE COME DRAGON OF EARTH GREAL GREAL GREAL
2004-04-03 [Tiger Shark]: *steps out of the way*
2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: *Tie flies high into the air, casting a spell of void on drakkar, causing ALL of his n00bie spells to fail. In a n00bie attack of his own, he eats Tiger Shark, kiling her instantly. then freezes drakkars weiner off, and throws him into lava killing him*
2004-04-03 [drakkar]: you are finished demon i call forth greal master of the elements
2004-04-03 [Tiger Shark]: *appears behind Tie and taps him on the shoulder* missed.
2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: I killed you
2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: I never miss. You two are not worth my time. I have never roleplayed with such n00basaurus rexes before.
2004-04-03 [Tiger Shark]: then explain to me why I'm right here infront of you.
2004-04-03 [drakkar]: please considering that i am a dragon of earth i command the element i cannot be killed by nature and i may revie my friend
2004-04-03 [Tiger Shark]: exactally.
2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: *faints* *severely out of character* Okay..Enough. I have to teach you both how to roleplay. You both suck.
2004-04-03 [drakkar]: perhaps in you beg we will spare your life
2004-04-03 [Tiger Shark]: *bows* thank you kindly for that compliment.
2004-04-03 [drakkar]: no prblem he is a powerful human if we kill him then we can eat hime but let us see his reponse
2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: OMG! I will commit suicide in three seconds! Swear it! Stop, newbs!
2004-04-03 [Tiger Shark]: quickly though, I have to leave pretty soon.
2004-04-03 [drakkar]: die pathetic human so that we may feast on your bones
2004-04-03 [Tiger Shark]: hurry up.
2004-04-03 [drakkar]: your choice kill yourself or die by our hands
2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: Besides, i am an omnipresent thing. i am not a human.
2004-04-03 [Tiger Shark]: I've been done for 5 minutes.
2004-04-03 [drakkar]: posh those whom are trained by the gods can rightfully fight them
2004-04-03 [Tiger Shark]: are you done yet drakkar?
2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: I SWEAR TO YOU I WILL KILL YOU BOTH IN REAL LIFE IF YOU DON'T STOP NOW!!!
2004-04-03 [drakkar]: alright lets just take one of his arms and get some sleep
2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: *has anurism because of Drakkar's stupidity and dies*
2004-04-03 [Tiger Shark]: I told you Tie, I've been done for 5 minutes! sheesh! settle down.
2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: ...*bleeds*
2004-04-03 [drakkar]: hes dead finally *grabs an arm and a leg and starts a fire* *purifys food* mmmmmm thats some tatsy human
2004-04-03 [Tiger Shark]: *walks away*
2004-04-03 [drakkar]: joins her *thinks hey if he died then he was not a god just a really strong human* mwahahaahhahah
2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: *stands and slaps drakkar in the face, and laughs as his arm explodes inside him* It is not that I am human at all. it is that you are a n00bie
2004-04-03 [drakkar]: take note had i not puriyed that meat it would have exploded overcomplicate
2004-04-03 [Tielandros]: Don't make me kick your ass in real life, newbie
2004-04-03 [drakkar]: now where busicuits oh yeah RIGHT well where did he go he buggered so he has he's gone
2004-04-03 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: "bold sir robin ran away"
2004-04-03 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: "hey what was [Tielandros]'s problem anyway?"
2004-04-04 [Tiger Shark]: he's just jealous that we (drakkar and I) can rpg better than him ;)
2004-04-04 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: "some people!" -_~
2004-04-04 [Tiger Shark]: we must be just that good ;)
2004-04-04 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: "teehee..."
2004-04-04 [Tiger Shark]: I'm glad you agree!
2004-04-04 [Tielandros]: -_-
2004-04-04 [the 5th apocalyptic horseman]: people *rolls her eyes* why does everyone always have to be that complicated...
2004-04-04 [Tiger Shark]: uh...because they want to be? O.o....
2004-04-04 [drakkar]: they are overconfident and then are deffented
2004-04-04 [Tiger Shark]: strange.......
2004-04-04 [drakkar]: indeed
2004-04-04 [Tiger Shark]: and now he logs off. along with eveybody else I know. I'm hated....*tear
2004-04-04 [Tiger Shark]: *sniffle*
2004-04-05 [drakkar]: you are not hated i am here in secret
2004-04-05 [Tiger Shark]: I'm sure you are...*sniffle
2004-04-05 [drakkar]: yes its gonna be fine
2004-04-05 [Tiger Shark]: riiight... and there he goes again. logs off...dang...
2004-04-05 [drakkar]: what
2004-04-05 [Tiger Shark]: msg me and find out
2004-04-05 [drakkar]: alright
2004-04-05 [Tiger Shark]: aaand he logs off again...dang..
2004-04-05 [drakkar]: what i am here
2004-04-05 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: really?
2004-04-05 [drakkar]: ?? wheeeee
2004-04-05 [drakkar]: if you dont talk then i will log off again
2004-04-05 [drakkar]: 5 minutes
2004-04-06 [drakkar]: like we were saying " Brave sir robin ran away"
2004-04-08 [the 5th apocalyptic horseman]: what now people... everyones crazy, just like me...
2004-04-08 [drakkar]: you go along with the story "Brave sir Robin ran away"
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: "and I'm just a noble cat who got stung by a bee"
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: wha??
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: exactally
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: riiiiiiight
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: right
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: lava
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: magma
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: snickers and hot sauce
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: mountian dew and cherry coke
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: dogs and rice at a chinese take out place
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: I prefer horse
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: or maybe we could have bacon
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: horse bacon?
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: no but if they have horse jerky then i suppose they could have bacon
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: eh, I prefer fresh, wriggling horse
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: but what if you get kicked ohh wait you are not a guy
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: no I'm not.
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: then you might just get a collapsed lung
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: hah. I think not
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: ok then a few broke ribs
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: I'm a shark, remember?
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: ohh yeah but horese cant swim
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: my point exactally
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: ok
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: okay then
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: mmmm hmmmm
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: yep
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: air is like really hot cold and perfect at the same time
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: ooookay....
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: well it is
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: sure...
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: *poke*
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: stop doing that
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: why?
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: because its uncomfortable* poke *
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: *grins* too bad *poke*
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: arhh*poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke *
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: heheh, *prod*
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: wha me no speak your native tounge
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: speech be goooood
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: wha?/?/ bunny
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: fuzzy bunnies taste good with seseme beef
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: yeah oooooooooooooo
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: but they do!
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: if you say so
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: try it sometime
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: if you insist
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: I do insist
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: then it shall be
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: good. all shall be as I say
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: NOW * POKE POKE POKE POKE *
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: *pounces ontop of you and pokes you to death* MWAHAHAHAHAAAA
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: thank god for that armor WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: what the....? how'd you get that armor??!?!?!?!
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: *looks angrily* I ALWAYS WEAR THIS
2004-04-09 [Tiger Shark]: dang. *gets off*
2004-04-09 [drakkar]: *thinks this is ridiculous* *walks off and goes to sleep*
2004-04-10 [Tiger Shark]: *throws a mud ball at your head*
2004-04-10 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: "hmmmm...maybe you guys should go to death games. you would have fun there.
2004-04-11 [drakkar]: NI NI NI
2004-04-11 [drakkar]: hey lady cats eye
2004-04-11 [drakkar]: *scrapes of mudd and pulls out a monkey and throws it at tiger shark* i am going back to sleep
2004-04-11 [Tiger Shark]: *dodges the monkey and eats it*
2004-04-11 [drakkar]: *wakes up * my goodness that monkey was drenched in piss and covered in feces
2004-04-11 [Tiger Shark]: hmmm it tasted like cheese cake
2004-04-11 [drakkar]: *weird* falls back asleep
2004-04-11 [Tiger Shark]: I thought it was. I like cheesecake
2004-04-11 [drakkar]: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2004-04-11 [Tiger Shark]: lazy bum *sticks a squakking bird in drakkar's ear*
2004-04-11 [drakkar]: thank goodness for false ears flames bird and eats it
2004-04-11 [Tiger Shark]: I like cheesecake
2004-04-11 [drakkar]: and i like beef
2004-04-11 [Tiger Shark]: mm...beef....n
2004-04-11 [drakkar]: yeah both are good
2004-04-11 [Tiger Shark]: ...and wriggling....*
2004-04-11 [drakkar]: mooooooooooooo
2004-04-11 [Tiger Shark]: cow? *looks around*
2004-04-11 [drakkar]: theres one in texas
2004-04-11 [Tiger Shark]: dang.
2004-04-11 [drakkar]: the stars at night are big and bright clap clap clap clap way down in texas
2004-04-11 [Tiger Shark]: oookay
2004-04-11 [drakkar]: what
2004-04-11 [Tiger Shark]: yeah...
2004-04-11 [drakkar]: no no like this YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
2004-04-12 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
2004-04-12 [drakkar]: YEEAAHHHH!!!!!
2004-04-12 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: YEEEEEEEEEAAAA
2004-04-12 [drakkar]: more feelingYYYYYYY
2004-04-12 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: LLLLLLLLLLLLLL
2004-04-12 [drakkar]: what was that about
2004-04-12 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: I don't know that! "AHHHHHHHHH" *get's hurled into the gorge of eternal peril*
2004-04-12 [drakkar]: (the cliff of doom or was it death either way) *funky musci plays * intermission
2004-04-12 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: "i bet you're gay!'
2004-04-12 [drakkar]: no im not
2004-04-13 [Tiger Shark]: haha!! drakkar got called gay!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAA
2004-04-13 [drakkar]: well i am not ya crazy loon
2004-04-13 [drakkar]: now if i called you a lesbain you would be offended
2004-04-14 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: I was quoting MP you know....
2004-04-14 [drakkar]: yes i was talknig to tiger shark
2004-04-14 [drakkar]: sorry aabout the mix up
2004-04-14 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: you're a loonie
2004-04-14 [drakkar]: THE BLACK KNIGHT NEVER LOSES
2004-04-15 [monosyllabic girl]: ---get back here i'll bit your legs off!
2004-04-15 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: hey where're you goin? come back here you yellow bastards!
2004-04-15 [drakkar]: come my knights let us ride to cam e lot
2004-04-15 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: It's only a model...
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